a collection of quotes from my friends
and colleagues
go back
"Life is easy when you do exactly what makes sense all the time"
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Forrest
"everyone on this board is bisexual and we're all extremely polite"
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IonsomeQueen
"I suck on tampons like a fucking lolipop"
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Ness
"under present conditions, I would break up after one day of no sex"
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b0r0mir
"I want to blow a British twink's back out like it's their car"
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Riley
"The tranny market is growing"
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Aidan
"your a fag"
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Ness
"The second x chromosome is a real bad investment imo"
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Riley
"I HATE SKYLAR BLEED"
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Mason
"ADHD is a female trait"
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din
"God loves you so much he made you trans so you can see him in heaven 50 years ahead of schedule :)"
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Riley
"Be honest, did my mom make you gay?"
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Aidan
"I forget about latin america sometimes"
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Ashton
"If you do anal does that mean you're butt-chugging dick?"
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Ming
"We're damned to hell either way, why not further incur the wrath of the heavens?"
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Leo
"are you biologically female"
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kennedi
"I keep forgetting I'm super underweight because of my fat ass"
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Ming
"I love all things milk"
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N. Lampman
"Anyone who likes men is gay"
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Joey
"Your autism is like the impostor"
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Sorin
"Under the second amendment we have the right to bear the tremendous burden of the world's grief!!!!"
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Leo
"Silliness without quirkiness is no silliness at all"
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Leo
"If you do drugs you're gay"
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Avery
"I got money from beating up a kid"
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Sorin
"Having hoes is socially exhausting"
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TJ
"You wearing a diaper right now? That why your ass so fat?"
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Jacki
"Why are you so gay?"
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Brady
"Roll for cock size"
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Joey
"all you care about is autism and twitter"
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Alex
"How do you know if you're schizophrenic or just a bit quirky?"
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Nicki
"We're at the age where committing suicide doesn't effect the economy"
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Ming
"Would you throw it back for your wife?"
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Simon
"Is PMS like masurbation?"
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Brady
"WHO IS TAKING CORN TO THE COOTER?"
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Brady
"Thanks, faggotron9000"
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Joziba
"I mean if they conquered like half the world..."
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Joziba
"So you have estrogen in your balls, right?"
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Darian
"Yes I like greasy men. I like them covered in it. Bacon grease. It makes them more forbidden"
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Joziba
"I have no problems with the Uzbek nation"
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Noah
"They're kinda cute in like a down syndrome way"
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Joziba