the hall of shame

a collection of quotes from my friends and colleagues

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"Life is easy when you do exactly what makes sense all the time"
- Forrest

"everyone on this board is bisexual and we're all extremely polite"
- IonsomeQueen

"I suck on tampons like a fucking lolipop"
- Ness

"under present conditions, I would break up after one day of no sex"
- b0r0mir

"I want to blow a British twink's back out like it's their car"
- Riley

"The tranny market is growing"
- Aidan

"your a fag"
- Ness

"The second x chromosome is a real bad investment imo"
- Riley

"I HATE SKYLAR BLEED"
- Mason

"ADHD is a female trait"
- din

"God loves you so much he made you trans so you can see him in heaven 50 years ahead of schedule :)"
- Riley

"Be honest, did my mom make you gay?"
- Aidan

"I forget about latin america sometimes"
- Ashton

"If you do anal does that mean you're butt-chugging dick?"
- Ming

"We're damned to hell either way, why not further incur the wrath of the heavens?"
- Leo

"are you biologically female"
- kennedi

"I keep forgetting I'm super underweight because of my fat ass"
- Ming

"I love all things milk"
- N. Lampman

"Anyone who likes men is gay"
- Joey

"Your autism is like the impostor"
- Sorin

"Under the second amendment we have the right to bear the tremendous burden of the world's grief!!!!"
- Leo

"Silliness without quirkiness is no silliness at all"
- Leo

"If you do drugs you're gay"
- Avery

"I got money from beating up a kid"
- Sorin

"Having hoes is socially exhausting"
- TJ

"You wearing a diaper right now? That why your ass so fat?"
- Jacki

"Why are you so gay?"
- Brady

"Roll for cock size"
- Joey

"all you care about is autism and twitter"
- Alex

"How do you know if you're schizophrenic or just a bit quirky?"
- Nicki

"We're at the age where committing suicide doesn't effect the economy"
- Ming

"Would you throw it back for your wife?"
- Simon

"Is PMS like masurbation?"
- Brady

"WHO IS TAKING CORN TO THE COOTER?"
- Brady

"Thanks, faggotron9000"
- Joziba

"I mean if they conquered like half the world..."
- Joziba

"So you have estrogen in your balls, right?"
- Darian

"Yes I like greasy men. I like them covered in it. Bacon grease. It makes them more forbidden"
- Joziba

"I have no problems with the Uzbek nation"
- Noah

"They're kinda cute in like a down syndrome way"
- Joziba

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