a collection of quotes from my friends and colleagues
"Tomorrow's ethical cannibalism, today"
Leo
"Life is easy when you do exactly what makes sense all the time"
Forrest
"everyone on this board is bisexual and we're all extremely polite"
IonsomeQueen
"I'm a furry"
Aidan
"I'm in that phase where I like women with dicks"
Aidan
"I suck on tampons like a fucking lolipop"
Ness
"under present conditions, I would break up after one day of no sex"
b0r0mir
"I want to blow a British twink's back out like it's their car"
Joe
"ok I'm a girl now"
Aidan
"the tranny market is growing"
Aidan
"your a fag"
Ness
"the second x chromosome is a real bad investment imo"
Joe
"I HATE SKYLAR BLEED"
Mason
"of course your emotions are being weird, you're sober"
Joe
"ADHD is a female trait"
din
"god loves you so much he made you trans so you can see him in heaven 50 years ahead of schedule :)"
Joe
"be honest, did my mom make you gay?"
Aidan
"sometimes I wish I was born a lesbian"
Kathryn
"hrt is crack for women"
chjara@mk.absturztau.be
"Why do you have an addictive personality"
crackerbot
"I forget about latin america sometimes"
Ashton
"If you do anal does that mean you're butt-chugging dick?"
Ming
"We're damned to hell either way, why not further incur the wrath of the heavens?"
Leo
"are you biologically female"
kennedi
"A bee stung my dick one time bro gave me an 11 hour boner call that shit a 7/11"
wfenpo
"I keep forgetting I'm super underweight because of my fat ass"
Ming
"integral part of being queer is sending annoying amounts of songs to any person who says they listen to music"
izzy
"I love all things milk"
N. Lampman
"anyone who likes men is gay"
Joey
"your autism is like the impostor"
Sorin
"Under the second amendment we have the right to bear the tremendous burden of the world's grief!!!!"
Leo
"silliness without quirkiness is no silliness at all"
Leo
"if you do drugs you're gay"
Avery
"I got money from beating up a kid"
Sorin
"I'm feeling really trans right now"
Leo
"Molly like the fun kind or the women kind?"
Mason
"having hoes is socially exhausting"
TJ
"You wearing a diaper right now? That why your ass so fat?"
Jacki
"why are you so gay"
Brady
"roll for cock size"
Joey
"all you care about is autism and twitter"
Alex
"How do you know if you're schizophrenic or just a bit quirky?"
Nicki
"We're at the age where committing suicide doesn't effect the economy"
Ming
"Would you throw it back for your wife"
Simon
"Is PMS like masurbation?"
Brady
"No matter how bad with money you are, you will never be poorer than the united states"
Sorin
"WHO IS TAKING CORN TO THE COOTER?"
Brady
"thanks, faggotron9000"
- Joziba
"your mom must smoke cigarettes the way she's sucking on a fag"
- Joziba
"I mean if they conquered like half the world..."
- Joziba
"miller fucking light. bitch i drink fucking RUBBING ALCOHOL MIXED WITH FUCKING ASOLINE. I PUT MY FUCKING DICK IN THE CD DRIVE AND WINAMP JERKS ME OFF AND PLAYS BLACK METAL MUSIC"
- Icky
"so you have estrogen in your balls, right?"
- Darian
"Yes I like greasy men. I like them covered in it. Bacon grease. It makes them more forbidden"
- Joziba
"I have no problems with the Uzbek nation"
- Noah
"They're kinda cute in like a down syndrome way"
- Joziba